Saturday, December 31, 2011


okay, don't get me wrong. i am extremely excited about new years, and that's the problem! i just think that every time you get excited for something, it never quite pans out the way you had envisioned in your pretty little head. plans fall through, friends(you) get too drunk, people vomit, you end up arguing with people and belligerently yelling at strangers (secretly love doing this).

so! here is robyncam's top tenner guide to a successful new years eve:

10. go with friends and leave with friends- yes, that boy across the room may look extremely cute and dashing, but how bummed are you going to be in the morning when all your ladies are talking about how much fun they had together and all you have is a sore va-jay-jay!

9. always have a pre-party- guaranteed your pre-party is going to be better than the real party. hands down! so soak that shit up. have some more sangria, eat some more food, and get real with your ladiez! it is ALWAYS okay to start getting ready for a party 4 hours before it starts.

8.mix your drinks up- okay, yes, not being the most drunk person at the party is always a pat on the back, but for real. how many times can you say that the "best night of your life" happened when you were perfectly level-headed the entire night, sipped your red wine, and danced to the fucking spice girls. NO (mind you all those sound fucking fabulous). but it's a fucking occasion. it's fucking new years eve. get fucking wasted! Just don't end up in the bathroom puking, and crying, and yelling at someone on the phone, okay? your friends will be pissed.

7.wear something fabulous- if you look good, you feel good, you have a good time. eazy-peazy.

6.DONT GET TOO EXCITED-this is always a rookie mistake! don't even think about how the night is going to go. don't even make up little fantasies in your mind about anything! this is fatal! it will NOT turn out how you expected, you will NOT kiss the boy that you want to because you will be to fucking focused on it (unless of course you always get what you want, and i mean...)

5.mingle this shit out of that party- yes, spend time with your ladies, yes spend time with your man. but then let's do some rounds okay! let's go talk to some strangers! let's go pretend we are lesbians! let's go talk to people and say really embarrassing things to them that we are going to regret in the morning! 

4. drink champagne at midnight!- i don't care if it a 8 dollar bottle or if it a 800 dollar bottle of bubbly, you have to drink that shit at new years, okay! hopefully you're at a house party though, and you can pop the bottle inside, and spray everyone at the party with it. if i wasn't going to a classy event that is how i would do it. but, so is life. 

3.have a back up kiss- you do NOT want to be the person standing there at midnight waiting patiently for your crush to swoop in, dip you, and give you the most magical kiss you have ever dreamed up in your pretty little head, and then have your dreams be crushed. okay. yes, it probably IS going to happen, because, let's get real, you're a fucking babe and i want you too. BUT, in the slight off chance, that some stupid bitch kisses your crush before he can get to you. then make sure you have a back up! and make sure that person knows that they are your back up! but if you are with a group of single-loving-life-ladies then just kiss them at midnight (with tongue). guaranteed they are much better kisses anyways.

2.bring your camera- you are going to want to document this amazing night. and you know what, just give your camera to someone else to document the night for you. because you don't want to be that person telling everyone to get together for a super fucking awkward photo, but don't lie, you don't mind being in those photos, because then in the morning you can reminisce about how fucking saucy you looked last night. AND then, when the night gets sloppy, as always, you will have the proof. it's always just as fun looking through the photos you don't remember the morning after as it was taking them.

1.don't give so much of a fuck- yes, it's new years eve, yes, it's a party. blah blah blah. but at the end of the night it's just dec.31st. okay? so chill the fuck out.

much love my party people! i will hopefully be seeing all of your beautiful faces tonight. oh, and try to have some fun okay?


No comments:

Post a Comment