Friday, June 15, 2012

(secret) bad habits

so a few weeks ago it was my neighbour's birthday, so i thought it was a good idea to bake him some cupcakes. i found a great recipe that called for marshmallow fluff for the filling. now, being the amateur baker that i am, i forgot to write down  how much of each ingredient i needed for when i went to the store. well, i decided two bottles of marshmallow fluff would be better than one.

this shit is addicting.


i got super baked, and on the hunt for anything delicious i stumbled upon the forgotten baking ingredient....fluff....


on the back of the jar it has a recipe for a fluff sandwich. this consists of PB and fluff...

OMFG. its deliciously devil and disgusting.

whenever i get baked i crave this glucose fructose cane sugary spread

someone help me!

stay classy,
(help me)
robyncam

Saturday, June 9, 2012

am i naked too often?

today my roommate said to me "why are you always naked?" while standing outside of my curtained bedroom.

I just prefer to be in my birthday suit, is that so wrong? i'm like the opposite of a never-nude. i'm an asoftenaspossible-nude.


-robyncam



Friday, June 8, 2012

ecchymoses

so if you are my friend at all, you would know that an unfortunate event occurred to me last saturday at fernando's rumpus room. let me explain.

I was standing ever so cutely on the patio of fernando's, chatting away, loving life, enjoying the simpler times, when a boy (aka. kurt wilke, aka. weight of about 200 lbs) thought that the wooden object behind him was something he could rest his weight on. he was wrong. that wooden object was a sandwich board.

now you might be thinking, why does this matter to you, robyn? why does kurt wilke leaning against a sandwich board have any real significance in your day to day life and why on earth are you blogging about it right now? well. let me tell you.

I, yours truly, robyn cameron, robyn fucking cameron, robjob, robbie, bob, dummy, spillz, etc. was standing behind said sandwich board. now, let me show you.


this was the night of, the bruises are fresh and settling in nicely.

again, the night of the incident, note the dark emerging


day two, toilet shot


day three, the discoloration begins


day four, loving the green



day five



so, in case you are my friend, and wanted to see the progress my legs are making, there they be. although i am sure if you truly are my friend i have already showed you, regardless of what i am wearing.. (or tried multiple times to roll my pants up, but get stuck at the knee every time, or sent you multiple update photos)

"this shirt is long enough, i will just pull down my pants" (lucky jordan)
"here, if we hide behind the bar (at work) no one will see my butt" (lucky brianne)
"im wearing a dress, so it's not scandalous if i pull down my sparkly purple tights to show you all my legs" (lucky everyone at the party last night)

also, how many interesting ways are there to take pictures of your legs? it's challenging.

i think i may still be drunk and my belly is still processing the fact that i put a quarter pounder with cheese and way too much mc chicken sauce into it last night...WHO AM I?

anyways, stay classy kelowna! 
you know i will be
-robyncam



Monday, June 4, 2012

boyz

as a general rule, i am boy crazy, let's just face it (proof). boys are just so great, especially these two



roommate love!
(at least no ones nose bled)

stay classy kelowna!
robyncam

Friday, June 1, 2012

as if i couldn't love you enough already

you have to go and do this





My sweet bon iver, my justin vernon, will you please marry me?


-robyncam


6th year baby

so, sasquatch has come and gone and I have to say that after 6 years of attending this magical/wonderful/amazing festival, this year was definitely one for the books! I couldn't have asked for a better group of people to spend my time with!

we drove down in a massive suburban: 5 girls, 5 nights, 1 suburban. the suburban of love. the suburban love nest of secrets. suburban of secrets. I learned so many wonderful secrets while in that bad boy, and none of them are ever leaving that big blue beauty.

we got into so many wild and crazy adventures and created way too many inside jokes that I never want to forget. this list may mean nothing to you unless you were there, and it will probably just make you feel really left out so i apologize...but none the less, here are the highlights of my 5 night 6 day adventure.

1. Pulling up to Wendy's in a huge suburban playing "no scrubs" and taking up 5 stalls.

2. Playing "i have never" "would you rather" and "who in our friend group has hooked up with another?"(our friend group is fucked!) on the drive down.

3.Waiting in line for 3 hours to get our wristbands, probably one of the best times ever - eating weed brownies and drinking copious amounts of beer to pass the time
4. Poochie Pouch! ( "for just 3 easy payments of 19.99, this poochie pouch can be yours, it looks real and feels real! perfect for festivals and going out with your friends")
5. Enjoy. Life. Robyn Cameron.
6. Munching so hard at the back of the suburban and devouring way too many tortilla chips.
7. You wanna know what time it is? I'll fucking tell you what time it is!?! It's 12:33 (whilst pretending to pull a gun out of your jean vest, only to reveal a watch)
8. Completing the challenge of "be on someone's shoulders" the first day
9. Matt Gilmore
10. Waiting in line 'to get into the festival' and having curtis tell us we were in the wrong one and having no one believe him
11. Getting our faces painted by annie
12. "Man i wish i was at couer de pirate with you guys"...."you were, and you loved it"..."yay!"
13. Getting so angry at people that they wouldnt come with me because I had something amazing to show them, only to present them with a bouncy castle and filling it with wayyyy too many people that they had to kick us all off by spraying us with water guns.
14. The sasquatch yearbook booth



(dave wins)
(i'm preeeeetttyyy sure they chose the worst of the three pictures...)

15. The honda car shots - "remember, you have to return these props"

16. Waking up one morning to open our tent and be greeted by our beloved nathan with a joint
17. "in my armpit..."
18. Discovering curtis and I have matching onesie's

19. Being barefoot as often as possible


20. SASQUATH
 i'm having a blast with my friends
you can find me down in the USA
now its time to sing it all again

21. Being on wyatt's shoulders for Little Dragon
(this can of tuna is clearly very funny)

22.Cepacol numbing throat spray
23.The fact that seeing trevor without a wig was weirder than with - clearly Ash.

24. Not wearing a shirt for an entire day
25. Cee-lo Green
26. Pig-tying cameron because he needed to take a break
27. Literally sitting in piles of trash/beercans
28. SISTANKLETS

29. Writing the following words on people for who knows what reason: Sasha- Free love, Jessica- Sexual, Cam - Emotions, Tayelor - musky, Myself- No monogamy

30. Being told that when I sit on people's lap I have a tendency to forget they are an actual person : "SHUT UP, CHAIR!"
31. Cam & Trevor doing dubstep, always.
31. Taking a 'minor' pit stop in ephrata and eating the garbage burrito, whilst contemplating how to get our friend out of jail
32. Proposing to Smasha
33. Watching matt suitor put on chapstick with his pinky.
34. dirty fingernails, stinky armpits, and nasty fucking hair


Well, party people, it was definitely the highlight of my summer thus far, so I can only imagine what's in store for the next 3 months. Speaking of which, stay tuned for robyncam's summer to do list! (sure to be filled with wild and crazy adventures)

much love, stay classy
-robyncam



Monday, May 21, 2012

stretchy pants and grippy shoes

so, if you know anything about me and jenna, you would know that we are high kick champs. it's become a little bit of a party trick these days. it's without doubt that if we are spending an evening at the neighbour's house the high kicks will emerge. it is also inevitable that someone will eat shit. the first one to have the most epic fall was lee. i didn't know if he was going to stand ever again.

on saturday night, i was lucky enough to have my 'great' friend nick videotape me doing my epic high kicks.

as of saturday, jenna and I have banned high kicks unless the criteria is met:
1. stretchy pants
2. grippy shoes


i hope that this video will make your day peachy:
video

my two favorite things about this video:
1. the position i land in
2. how quickly i get up, because, lets face it. i'm a mutha fucking champ

much love,
robyncam

hot knives

hello friends. i am barely able to type right now (i accidentally wrote texting because thats what i thought typing was called...but then deleted it..and now i am telling you, anyways.) i just did hn's alone and accidentally got really baked and now i am in my divine bed, and i clicked a song link and THIS song came on and i had never heard it before and it was the most perfect song to ever come on and now i am happppppyyyy



wasn't that song unreal? maybe i am just stoned.


anyways can i tell you a secret? sometimes when i am really baked, and i take a shower, i pretend i'm in a shampoo commercial....yep

okay well im done embarrassing myself for one post!

stay classy kelowna
-robyncam

Friday, May 18, 2012

GIRLS

can i just start off by saying that i am completely exhausted right now. been on a wee bit of a bender, came home early tonight to get some shut eye, thought to myself "i will watch just one episode of this TV show 'girls' and see what all the rage is about..."

I have watched all 5 episodes. it is 3:20 in the morning and now i cannot sleep. Have you seen this show?
It is perfect and perverted and wonderful and extremely awkward and hilarious and sometimes i want to know if someone got a hold of my life and put it on tv (jk)

***************************SPOILER ALERT***************************

SO, here are my favorite lines/moments for you fellow readers(not in order):

1. When the animal sex man makes hannah lie on her stomach and hold her feet and then she tries to take off her tights
2. That hannah ALSO has an irrational fear of HIV/AIDS. #twinsies
3. When hannah tries to sleep with her ancient boss-just for the story (please tell me other people do things just for the story..)
4. "suck on my balls"..."eww have you ever seen your balls?"
5. When hannah finds out that her ex boyfriend is gay (I am also guilty of making out with a guy prior to his coming out)
6.When hannah makes a date-rape joke and ruins her job interview (sometimes appropriate topics are hard, okay!)
7. When the babe says "but i want you to know, the first time i fuck you, i might scare you a little, because i am a man and I know how to do things.........see ya later" and then she goes into the bathroom and masturbates.





fuck me sideways this show is unreal!

well good night kelowna, or good morning i suppose
-robyncam

Saturday, May 12, 2012

Witty hung over/high

Sometimes i like to think i am at my peak of my game when I am riding out a hangover and stoned. Would you like to hear my thoughts? Too bad if not.

Things robyncam thinks are funny right this second:
1. Ordering take out and telling them it's for "baby girl"
2. That i know the name of the 13 year old boy who works the drive through @ Tim hortons
3. Playing the game "where were you on ___ day" and trying to figure it out
4. The fact that i may also have sun stroke
5. People who don't drink coffee?
6. My bedroom looks like a tsunami hit and my bed has somehow moved to the dead center of my room? #islandbed!


 Anyways. That is my life right now. I have to go to work in an hour, fuck me, right?

stay classy!
-robyncam

Saturday, May 5, 2012

Record needles

Record needles. They're pretty small eh. Quite. Can you imagine if you saw a penis the same size? That'd be pretty Mortifying right? I cant even imagine! Or can I ;)??

Friday, May 4, 2012

catz

what's the deal with cats these days? they are all the rage. and i am SO down. have you met maru yet? well if you haven't, you're welcome. 

(it's still funny even if you're not as baked as I am) 


stay classy kelowna!
-robyncam






Tuesday, May 1, 2012

eff bitches

EFF BITCHES!

Am I right, or am I right? Want to know what I don't like? Well, a lot of things, but want to know what I don't like RIGHT this second...MEAN bitches. Girls can be such c-u-n-t-s. I just don't get it! I am so freaking lucky to have the most amazing group of girl friends! I love THESE bitches to death. They make me happy. And they make me feel less weird daily, because let's face it, they are big weirdos too.


Did I attend middle school with any of you? Well, if you knew me in grade 7, you were probably terrified of me. I used to be a bit of a bully. It makes me really sad to think about it! I was self-conscious and defensive and had a brother (which made me extra defensive) so i was MEAN to people before they could be mean to me. If you know me now, you know i grew out of this, i am a nice person! i swear!

the point of confessing my past bully-ways, is that I know how to use my claws.

So instead of being:
stupid
condescending
rude
obnoxious
awful
 crazy
annoying

please be:
smart
kind
nice
soft
wonderful
'normal'
agreeable

OTHERWISE:



stay classy kelowna

-robyncam


Thursday, April 26, 2012

lez-bee-uhn

I have this habit of hitting on females. It's quite fascinating. I don't know what it is. Last night sasha had to drag me away from professing my love to an ultimate girl-crush of mine.

"you're just soooo cool!"

WTF robyn?

I mean, don't freak out readers, it's not like i am switching teams or anything. I could never give up boys. Especially when they are as beautiful as james, ryan, seth, and paul (x2)









p.s I lost my nose ring last night...(again!)

love robyncam!



Friday, April 20, 2012

booze poos

good morning world! how are you? good? yes? did you sleep well? oh golly, i sure hope so! this morning is filled with wonderful memories! would you like to come along and share them with me?

a few things i woke up to:
a) a bed filled with annie's and an orange stain on my neck - from said annie's (classy girl, classy).
b) wearing a party skirt i did not go out in, but was obviously my #1 sleeping attire.
c) a new bracelet that says red cup apparel - further investigation needed.
d) the power button from my phone is missing? peculiar, perhaps i shall put up a missing ad on craigslist. under the casual encounters, obvs.
e) my last google search history is 'dave franco' and then 'dave and james franco' - clearly i needed to say good night to my baby daddy(s)

well world, hope your day is filled with sunshine and rainbows and lollipops and maybe some gelato. until next time, stay classy kelowna!

-robyncam

p.s remember msn?

i (l) you!

Monday, February 13, 2012

you're too cool

do you ever discover bands and then freak out at how amazing they are and then sometimes you just can't contain yourself and you find yourself rocking out to it in the middle of the library? because i have this problem. 

when I get into new music I cant help but listen to them OVER and OVER and OVER again. I thank the sasquatch line up for so many new and wonderful obsessions!

Here are my fave-ski's at the momento.

Little Dragon - Little Man

can we just talk about how COOL she is? FUCK MY LIFE. I think that when asian girls are cool they are just so much cooler than cool #noracism


Grouplove - Lovely Cup

that guys hair on the tambourine! that girls outfit! that guys beard! THE MAIN SINGER!

Who else is really excited for sasquatch?

-robyncam :)

Monday, January 30, 2012

take a gander..

I realized a few things about myself today:
I am the girl that eats carrots in the quiet room,
I am the girl who dresses extra cute on test days because i think that if I look good, i will feel good and i will therefore do good,
I am the girl who eats things like cheese and brownies after a stressful day.


I also realized some things about me that may or may not make me shallow:
I could never take a boy seriously if his morning drink was a cafe-mocha,
I could never date a boy that wears running shoes on a day-to-day basis,
I think high-heels, jeans, and a work-out-zip-up-hoodie is the anti-christ.

I also realized something i never thought i'd confess to anyone!
I kind of like writing exams


-robyncam 







Saturday, January 28, 2012

Saturday, January 21, 2012

some are curvy some are skinny

okay! I am the first one to admit that i am a curvy lady. I can safely say that yes, i have a butt and yes, it is large, and yes it is round. okay! that's cool! and you know what. some girls are skinny! some are just GENETICALLY designed to be tall and lean and thin. okay?! so to be honest, things like this: PISS ME OFF!!



yes three of those girls are probably anorexic, but the second one is looking fly!  things like this are just PROMOTING bad behavior. its saying that looking one way is better than looking the other. i dont know this just makes me angry! 

all i have to say is that some girls are curvy and some girls are skinny so can we please just give it all a rest? 

-robyncam

See you on the slip side

This post is about two unrelated things.

1. A trend I am obsessed with is wearing slips as layering pieces. Free People does it best (I'm crazy about their blog). Those pretty little underclothes should be seen by the world! Especially when they are as gorgeous as these.



2. Tin-can heart and I leave for Australia in 27 hours. WHAT. If you are curious about what sort of trouble we are getting ourselves into, you should check out her blog.

Crimson Rosella for Wyatt

xo jess